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224 years of romping, stomping, ass-kicking, name-taking, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a smoldering bomb crater and breast-fed napalm. Our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil himself. Each moment that we live is an additional threat upon your life. I'm a roughish-looking, roving, bloodthirsty soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts that arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life to mom, the Corps, and the American flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, MARINE BY GOD!!!

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